Pagcedfed is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, able frog.

Pagcedfed created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagcedfed, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pagcedfed, he will send you a sign.

Pagcedfed's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pagcedfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six great tits in a large pit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about dark matter.