Monabwat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, able fairy.

Monabwat created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monabwat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Monabwat, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Monabwat's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Monabwat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Monabwat.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near dolphins while wearing brown dresses and balancing six gold spheres on your back.

3. Put Monabwat first in all things.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Monabwat on top of all buildings.