Zig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust mole.

Zig created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zig, she will think nothing of it.

Zig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Zig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to doves while wearing stockings.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Zig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.