Siddusshug is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, selfish pigeon.

Siddusshug created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Siddusshug, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Siddusshug, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Siddusshug's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Siddusshug's Holy Commandments

1. Siddusshug loves swans, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Run away from black seals, for they are unholy.