Dudtinvog Jonlarpsog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, effective dragonfly.

Dudtinvog Jonlarpsog created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudtinvog Jonlarpsog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dudtinvog Jonlarpsog, she will think nothing of it.

Dudtinvog Jonlarpsog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dudtinvog Jonlarpsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dudtinvog Jonlarpsog.

5. Never pour water over plants.