Pitgidzan Tagkabrawortmonweegup is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident crow.

Pitgidzan Tagkabrawortmonweegup created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitgidzan Tagkabrawortmonweegup, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pitgidzan Tagkabrawortmonweegup, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pitgidzan Tagkabrawortmonweegup's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pitgidzan Tagkabrawortmonweegup's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Put Pitgidzan Tagkabrawortmonweegup first in all things.

4. Worship no other gods but Pitgidzan Tagkabrawortmonweegup.

5. Do not listen to music.