Rippopjad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud salamander.

Rippopjad created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rippopjad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rippopjad, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Rippopjad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rippopjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never paint your back fawn.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never feed lots of turnips to cats while wearing gray ear rings.