Yattlimraw Wegvonkdoss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Yattlimraw Wegvonkdoss created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattlimraw Wegvonkdoss, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yattlimraw Wegvonkdoss, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yattlimraw Wegvonkdoss' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Yattlimraw Wegvonkdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Yattlimraw Wegvonkdoss on top of all buildings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Hide if seven turtles approach from the north.