Buttittansis is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, confident bat.

Buttittansis created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Buttittansis, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Buttittansis, he will come to you in dreams.

Buttittansis' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Buttittansis' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Buttittansis in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Buttittansis in the centre of the settlement.