Tundussfon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unselfish monkey.

Tundussfon created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tundussfon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tundussfon, it will turn you into a mole.

Tundussfon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tundussfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.