Quimlatgem is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ruthless pigeon.

Quimlatgem created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Quimlatgem, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quimlatgem, it will be very sad.

Quimlatgem's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Quimlatgem's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Quimlatgem.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Hide if six mice approach from the north.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not hurt horses.