Natruttjan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise elephant.

Natruttjan created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natruttjan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Natruttjan, he will destroy your home planet.

Natruttjan's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Natruttjan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.