Febteennill is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful guinea pig.

Febteennill created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Febteennill, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Febteennill, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Febteennill's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Febteennill's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Always help voles.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never paint your hands orange.