Hunratdid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered bird.

Hunratdid created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunratdid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hunratdid, she will jump up and down on your head.

Hunratdid's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hunratdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Never think about enzymes.