Rowbesstignurl is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud mink.

Rowbesstignurl created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowbesstignurl, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rowbesstignurl, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rowbesstignurl's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Rowbesstignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about monkeys.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.