Flapyamcim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive owl.

Flapyamcim created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapyamcim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flapyamcim, it will be mildly annoyed.

Flapyamcim's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Flapyamcim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never paint your legs violet.

5. You must love Flapyamcim.