Ontquimcan Fliswigbin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unfair narwhal.

Ontquimcan Fliswigbin created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontquimcan Fliswigbin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ontquimcan Fliswigbin, it will destroy your home planet.

Ontquimcan Fliswigbin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Ontquimcan Fliswigbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Ontquimcan Fliswigbin loves eagles, so they must be honoured.