Rilgundagflam is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, witless yak.

Rilgundagflam created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Rilgundagflam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rilgundagflam, she will throw large rocks at you.

Rilgundagflam's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rilgundagflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must love Rilgundagflam.

5. Do not wear green clothing.