Gondithug is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, effective finch.

Gondithug created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Gondithug, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gondithug, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gondithug's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gondithug's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to frogs while wearing coats.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.