Diblidbin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless mouse.

Diblidbin created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Diblidbin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Diblidbin, he will turn you into a tree.

Diblidbin's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Diblidbin's Holy Commandments

1. Diblidbin loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Diblidbin loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Put Diblidbin first in all things.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Diblidbin.