Popxucgut is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, flying chinchilla.

Popxucgut created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popxucgut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Popxucgut, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Popxucgut's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Popxucgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Never feed wheat to sharks while wearing hats.

4. Never mention pigs.

5. Never look at comets.