Zendumbod is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, duplicitous human.

Zendumbod created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Zendumbod, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zendumbod, she will turn you into a snail.

Zendumbod's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Zendumbod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Zendumbod in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not listen to music.