Sinbafbus is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, blissful mouse.

Sinbafbus created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinbafbus, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sinbafbus, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sinbafbus' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sinbafbus' Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Never wear skirts.