Negsagtag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous beaver.

Negsagtag created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negsagtag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Negsagtag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Negsagtag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Negsagtag's Holy Commandments

1. Negsagtag loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

2. Always treat doves with great respect.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.