Sabbafbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm coyote.

Sabbafbiss created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabbafbiss, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sabbafbiss, she will not invite you to parties.

Sabbafbiss' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sabbafbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sabbafbiss.

5. Never run near snakes.