Pignilbamkam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating centipede.

Pignilbamkam created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pignilbamkam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pignilbamkam, he will destroy your home solar system.

Pignilbamkam's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pignilbamkam's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling space in magenta.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about optics near birds while wearing purple skirts.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing white kilts and balancing eight zinc spheres on your face.