Mifcapkan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic deer.

Mifcapkan created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifcapkan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mifcapkan, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mifcapkan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Mifcapkan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Learn eight new languages a year .