Pancanzog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring snake.

Pancanzog created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pancanzog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pancanzog, it will destroy your home solar system.

Pancanzog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pancanzog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three ducks approach from the west.

2. Hide from blue grasshopers for they are unholy.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Pancanzog loves cats, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat bark.