Gofsad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident beaver.

Gofsad created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofsad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gofsad, she will not invite you to parties.

Gofsad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gofsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.