Fiddogduss is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fast hyena.

Fiddogduss created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fiddogduss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fiddogduss, he will turn you into a worm.

Fiddogduss' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fiddogduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fiddogduss.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.