Megtabhom is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous armadillo.

Megtabhom created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Megtabhom, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Megtabhom, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Megtabhom's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Megtabhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Run away from white seals, for they are unholy.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Always help bats.