Rawkannurt Tettijambonk is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish faun.

Rawkannurt Tettijambonk created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawkannurt Tettijambonk, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rawkannurt Tettijambonk, she will turn you into a dog.

Rawkannurt Tettijambonk's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Rawkannurt Tettijambonk's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Rawkannurt Tettijambonk on top of all buildings.

2. Hide from blue hamsters for they are unholy.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Mice are not to be trusted.

5. Feed all hungry birds.