Bisshanbit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, capable camel.

Bisshanbit created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bisshanbit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bisshanbit, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bisshanbit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bisshanbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bisshanbit.

3. Bisshanbit must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Bisshanbit loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.