Sugjanyog is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, compassionate meerkat.

Sugjanyog created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Sugjanyog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sugjanyog, he will not care at all.

Sugjanyog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sugjanyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sugjanyog.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.