Queegranyakvol is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever goose.

Queegranyakvol created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegranyakvol, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegranyakvol, she will have a low opinion of you.

Queegranyakvol's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Queegranyakvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Queegranyakvol.

3. Always help sick tortoises.

4. Never sing in the presence of aardvarks.

5. Never eat green fruit.