Konquagdam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, strong shrew.

Konquagdam created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konquagdam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Konquagdam, she will ignore you.

Konquagdam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Konquagdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.