Cissgofbad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient owl.

Cissgofbad created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissgofbad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cissgofbad, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cissgofbad's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cissgofbad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cissgofbad.

5. Hide if six great tits approach from the south.