Quartdussbog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable scorpion.

Quartdussbog created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartdussbog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quartdussbog, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Quartdussbog's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Quartdussbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not listen to music.