Nakbusfom is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent monkey.

Nakbusfom created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakbusfom, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nakbusfom, she will think nothing of it.

Nakbusfom's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nakbusfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Erect nine tin sculptures of Nakbusfom on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.