Botmidveen Vegpanbid is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tiresome pigeon.

Botmidveen Vegpanbid created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Botmidveen Vegpanbid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Botmidveen Vegpanbid, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Botmidveen Vegpanbid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Botmidveen Vegpanbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Worship no other gods but Botmidveen Vegpanbid.