Gupdancep is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet lobster.

Gupdancep created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Gupdancep, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gupdancep, it will destroy your home planet.

Gupdancep's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gupdancep's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Retreat if six geese approach from the south.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.