Quimnegflis is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, staggering crane.

Quimnegflis created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimnegflis, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quimnegflis, she will remove you from existence.

Quimnegflis' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Quimnegflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Quimnegflis' priests.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not cook food in pots.