Dobjennell is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent manatee.

Dobjennell created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobjennell, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dobjennell, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dobjennell's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dobjennell's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away from red tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not speak about onions.