Veendubkabyarbudbet is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, witty newt.

Veendubkabyarbudbet created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veendubkabyarbudbet, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Veendubkabyarbudbet, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Veendubkabyarbudbet's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Veendubkabyarbudbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always obey Veendubkabyarbudbet's priests.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not chop down trees.