Ruttalbell is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful zebra.

Ruttalbell created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttalbell, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ruttalbell, he will send minions to preach to you.

Ruttalbell's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Ruttalbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Do not take Ruttalbell's name in vain.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Ruttalbell on top of all buildings.

5. Always look after injured great tits.