Febjatjad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust dolphin.

Febjatjad created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febjatjad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Febjatjad, she will turn you into a goat.

Febjatjad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Febjatjad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Febjatjad on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about frogs.

3. Retreat if three manatees approach from the east.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.