Yimwipstip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, effective clam.

Yimwipstip created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimwipstip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yimwipstip, she will send you a sign.

Yimwipstip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yimwipstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help sick ducks.

5. Do not sing in public.