Hotdunjenart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent crow.

Hotdunjenart created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotdunjenart, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hotdunjenart, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hotdunjenart's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hotdunjenart's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.