Tentarraw is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, competent fox.

Tentarraw created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tentarraw, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tentarraw, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tentarraw's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tentarraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to eagles while wearing magenta dresses.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tentarraw.

3. Never hurt mites.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not cook food in pots.