Gadmitgup is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, uncaring crane.

Gadmitgup created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gadmitgup, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadmitgup, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gadmitgup's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gadmitgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Put Gadmitgup first in all things.

4. Gadmitgup must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look in ponds.